As Seen On TV: Myer Lemon Tree Review


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    The Product: Myer Lemon Tree

    The Promise: “Grow tasty, juicy lemons right in your own home!”

    The Total Price: 2 Meyer Lemon Trees for a grand total of $35.85.

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Meyer Lemon Tree Review



Nothing satisfies the mouth like a freshly squeezed cup of lemonade on a hot day. But the price of food in stores keeps going up! But what if you could have large, plump, lemons fresh off the vine all year round? Well now you can with the Meyer Lemon Tree!


What is a Meyer Lemon Tree?


A Meyer Lemon Tree is a special variety of lemon that is sweeter than other kinds. It has fragrant flower blooms and it can be grown both indoors and outdoors! You can easily control the size of your lemon tree by placing it in different sized pots.


What can I do with my Meyer Lemon Tree?


Owning a Meyer Lemon Tree a win win situation. Imagine walking into your home with the gentle wafting scent of fresh lemon blooms and then being able to pick a lemon right off the branch to create that extra zest to your seafood dish or mixed drink!


Where can I buy a Meyer Lemon Tree?


Currently, this offer is only available for online purchase from the official Meyer Lemon Tree Website. When ordered, you’ll get 2 Meyer Lemon Trees for a grand total of $35.85. (That’s $19.95 + $7.95 S&P + $7.95 S&P for the bonus tree.) also for this offer, sales tax will be applied to orders from CT.


Who should buy A Meyer Lemon Tree?


The Meyer Lemon Tree is an excellent purchase for anyone who wants delicious, mouth watering, lemons fresh from the vine, all year round, inside or out. (If that happens to be you, be sure to do yourself a favor and click that big yellow box below to get YOUR Meyer Lemon Tree now!)
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7 comments on “As Seen On TV: Myer Lemon Tree Review
  1. Shane Trusty says:

    I love hokey As Seen On TV Ads like this one for the Meyer Lemon Tree. I appreciate them trying to sell by using an attractive model, but the end effect is rather humorous to me!

  2. flylikeabeetv says:

    She’s kinda creepy, trying to seduce me with lemons and all

  3. Jemmie Shi says:

    Hey are barley eating /drinking the lemons

  4. flylikeabeetv says:

    WHY IS SHE STILL TRYING TO SEDUCE ME WITH LEMONS? WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA? WHY DID SHE AGREE TO THIS? I’M NOT MAD, JUST VERY CONFUSED.

  5. june bloomer says:

    Did u see her face at the beginning with the lemon? She was about to scream

  6. seibertron500 says:

    my dick is confused. I don’t know what to fuck. the lemon or the woman.

  7. Artistic Llama says:

    Did she even take a sip of that tea?

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