As Seen On TV: Perfect Slicer Review

    The Product: Perfect Slicer

    The Promise: “Slice Fruits & Vegetables Perfectly!”

    The Total Price: 1 Perfect Slicer, 1 slicer mat, and bonus 5 piece fresh storage containers for a grand total of $28.97.

Perfect Slicer Review

What is the Perfect Slicer?

The Perfect Slicer is essentially an over sized fruit cutter that makes 12 wedges. Imagine if you took an apple slicing ring and made it grow by 3 or 4 times. It is designed to perfectly slice larger fruit such as watermelon and cantaloupe.

What Makes Perfect Slicer A Good Buy?

For me, the sheer size of the Perfect Slicer was the value. Apart from slicing fruit, my Perfect Slicer also now holds cake cutting duty as well!

Does Perfect Slicer Have A Special Offer?

The Perfect Slicer offer includes the Perfect Slicer, slicer mat, and 5 piece bonus Perfect Storage containers.

Perfect Slicer Total Price Breakdown

1 Perfect Slicer, 1 slicer mat, and bonus 5 piece fresh storage containers for a grand total of $28.97.

Perfect Slicer Lowest Price

At the time of this writing, the lowest price for the Perfect Slicer is from the official Perfect Slicer website.

(Alternatively, you can see if you can find it cheaper at by searching in the box below:)

Where To Buy Perfect Slicer?

The Perfect Slicer is not available in stores. In fact, this Perfect Slicer offer is only available from the official Perfect Slicer website.

Does Perfect Slicer Have A Warranty or Guarantee?

The Perfect Slicer is covered by a full 30 day money back guarantee minus the cost of shipping and handling.

Perfect Slicer Customer Service Information

Telephone: 973-287-5145

Does Perfect Slicer Really Work?

The Perfect Slicer worked pretty well for us, although it did take a bit of practice to get some of the watermelons we tested with cut properly on the ends and to sit upright. Cantaloupe and pineapple both sliced nicely as well. For cake slicing, the Perfect Slicer did great with bundt cakes but we do not recommend trying to slice a regular cake. (We didn’t care for the circular core that was left over for those!)

Perfect Slicer Review: Our Conclusion

All in all, we liked the Perfect Slicer. It handled it’s primary job of slicing over sized fruit well and did a decent job with other slicing tasks. We definitely recommend this for anyone who loves fresh fruit, but hates taking a lot of time to prep and slice it!

If that happens to be you, be sure to do yourself a favor and click that big yellow box below to get YOUR Perfect Slicer today!

What are YOUR thoughts about Perfect Slicer? Be sure to let us know in the comments below!

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79 comments on “As Seen On TV: Perfect Slicer Review
  1. jad3l33 says:

    “This is how a comedian slices a watermelon” xD wtf

  2. Giselle maddy says:

    This studied math hhfnundrjomvstilbsegikhdwtu

  3. CrystalGirl says:

    So……. A giant apple corer? And don’t they sell these in normal store brands too?

  4. Marc Arriaga says:

    But can it Pearce through a humans skull

  5. Patryk Wieczorek says:

    IT’S A DINNER NINJA!!!!! (sound effects not included)

  6. Draven Marcon says:

    Is your husband cheating on you?Did he turn you down when you asked for those tickets for that one thing that you love?Then the Perfect Slicer is the product for you!

  7. bacon bowl says:

    seriously who narrates these commercials do they just hire the same guy over and over what is this mans name

  8. Emma says:

    I’ve tried it, it doesn’t work.

  9. Katikas says:

    Umm…I don’t know how to chop or slice with a knife… And I would much rather use a knife than buy this thing… It 1. Looks fucking ugly 2. Is overpriced 3. I can get an epic phone for that price. Wait, why am I saying that here?

  10. AmelieBrooks says:

    okay so how do i get that upper part cut off whitout a knife ? LOL … these Comercials are ridonkiolous XD

  11. Amanda T says:

    I didn’t know that watermelons needed to be cored….

  12. dydhydy says:

    it’s not bad at all ??

  13. i love me says:

    best pizza cutter ever

  14. MelleSmilee Forever says:

    Lemme just ask. WHO. THE. FUCK. SLICES. LIKE. THAT.

  15. AyyGin says:

    that thing makes me feel uncomfortable

  16. PewDiePie says:

    Wow, I bet it’s hard like fuck;) to slice it irl.

  17. OziPlays says:

    Or just get a fucking sharp knife for 15 bucks or buy a sharpener and do it on your own

  18. amekanasai says:

    She has the knife skill to skin the pineapple, but immediately turns into an idiot slicing them into wedges, a far simpler task. Try harder.

  19. Little miss says:

    I wanted this but then I remembered something crucial; I’m allergic to fruit…

  20. maninblacklucifer says:

    I live in Thailand and i have seen the street food vendors do this, almost as fast, with just a knife

  21. violett10312 says:

    where do you store it…in the garage

  22. Dain Carandang says:

    They say that it can cut 120 slices in less than 30 secondsBut the footage is sped up…

  23. johanne toppenberg says:

    good job on the sound effects…..

  24. OLIVER Greene says:

    This reminds me of a banana slicer I saw at a Gristedes that cut the banana into slices automagically.

  25. sound wave says:

    fucking fake ass bitches. That thing will probably not work after slicing it a couple of times.

  26. foxyfantagegirl says:

    Finally found a dick-slicer!!!

  27. LZ Girlz says:


  28. Glitchy_The_Ghost says:

    If you don’t know how to work a knife properly, you shouldn’t be cooking in the first place.

  29. Tiffany Lee says:

    Do the sound effects come with it?

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