Facial Flex Creepiness

OK, this one is just flat out creepy. This is not really an infomercial, but a segment on a cable access show called the Looseleaf Report. She starts out talking about how it works but somehow ends up in a musical rapture of insanity by the end. No matter what you think of the product, it is As Seen On TV entertainment at its finest!

(I included a link to the product below the video on the offhand chance that the segment sold you on the benefits of this interesting product!)

4avg.rating 32 votes.

131 comments

  1. ilovethelegend

    Did the music come with the commercial, or did you dub it in? Also, bro, do you even flex?

  2. Mike Zilla

    My father was…a drinker, and a fiend…and really concerned about his personal appearance. One night he goes off crazier than usual…mommy buys him a facial flex for his birthday…He doesn’t like that…not. One. Bit.So, me watching, he puts the facial flex in his mouth and starts making non-stop “OH faces”, laughing while he does it.He turns to me and says “whaw sho shewiussss”

  3. You win the internet for today.

  4. EricJaceYT

    Is this viral marketing for a David Lynch movie or something? Dang.

  5. Buddyroe360

    This bitch hasn’t seen 30 in like 30 years.

  6. Hammerhead547

    “You can do anything while using it”Except speak coherently without sounding like you’ve got a mouthful of cotton or look like a guppy fish at feeding time.

  7. Judangenbrangen

    alright, that’s enough youtube for today

  8. Persphonefallen

    it feels like I’ve been molested via infomercial.

  9. TrueBlueGrrl

    This is the dumbest product I have ever seen second only to the Slim Suit.

  10. simlover00

    smiling like a retard plus looking drubk off her face

  11. Corey Shaughnessy

    FINALLY! Something for my Saw/deep sea fish fetish!

  12. reaperman2010

    You know this video is REALLY fricking bad when not one person makes the “hard to masturbate to” joke.

  13. RejectedCandybar

    Not gonna lie, this gave me a stiffie.

  14. reaperman2010

    LOL! :-)

  15. RejectedCandybar

    Goddamn it. I think I may have developed a mature woman fetish.

  16. Spades Slick

    2:00 Best 30 seconds of my life.

  17. She seems like a classy lady.

  18. potterfulofharry

    what the fuck

  19. NoobOfLore

    I’ve had nightmares less disturbing than this.

  20. philophobicmaniac

    wtf

  21. GatorDontPIayNoShit

    I have the weirdest boner….

  22. Bloodkaitou

    I think this is the most disturbing infomercial ever made

  23. MadelineTopper

    I think this woman is drunk.

  24. Christian Borst

    Oh those teeth! Oooh! Those are not a pretty sight.

  25. BemaniFan

    I’m scared

  26. Skye Seaforth

    This is the weirdest porn ever.

  27. Mary Orms

    That’s retarded

  28. Nathan Justice

    What the fuck did I just watch?!

  29. DavidJay93

    You spelled best wrong

  30. TCQGaming

    gotta get those DSLs baby

  31. sikokiller12

    i didnt even understand half of what she said when she had that piece of plastic in her mouth.

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